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MESSY AF MIDLIFE

The turning point for women who are exhausted from holding everything together and ready to reclaim their energy, clarity and life.

Midlife doesn’t have to be a slow decline.
But pushing through alone isn’t working.

Messy AF Midlife is where that changes.

Founding Round Starts March 17

20 women

Founding price: $997

Join Messy AF Midlife

The Time Has Come For Us to Stop Listening to Those Who Don't Walk In Our Shoes.

It’s your turn to walk beside other mothers who are leading autistic and neurodivergent children.

Mothers who get it.

Because our kids have been screaming for this.

They have been withdrawing from the world while waiting for us to step up. 

They have been self-harming. Numbing. Putting holes in walls.

I know what it’s like and I know how to turn it around.

It's possible to do motherhood, womanhood and family your way.

It is time.

And it is your turn. 

Your future self is waiting for you. Are you ready to take the journey to her?

If midlife currently feels like this…

  • You wake up exhausted no matter how much you sleep

  • Brain fog is making work harder than it should be

  • Your nervous system feels constantly on edge

  • Your body is changing and nothing you used to do works anymore

  • You feel resentment building in relationships

  • Alcohol is creeping in more than you’d like

  • You’re snapping at your kids and then feeling guilty

  • Sex feels like a chore instead of desire

You’re not broken.

You’re in the messy middle of midlife where hormones, nervous systems and life responsibilities collide.

But most women are left to figure it out alone.

Messy AF Midlife is where that ends...

Wanna Know a Fun (+ Important) Fact? 

I am the only autistic Futurist, Transcendental Rebirth Facilitator & Neurodivergent Parent Coach in the world.

I'm also a mother of two autistic/ADHD/PDA-er children.

And wanna know something else?

If you are waking up every day and looking forward to the months, years & decades ahead with endless energy, childlike excitement & unwavering confidence, then this journey is not for you.

I don’t have endless energy, childlike excitement & unwavering confidence every day.

What I do have is the answer for you to get more energy, excitement & confidence.

I am living proof of it and so are the women that have gone before you and completed this journey.

 

What Messy AF Midlife Is

 

Messy AF Midlife is a 6 month live group experience for women navigating the complexity of midlife.

 

This is not a course you watch in isolation.

 

It’s a room where women show up exactly as they are and we work with what is actually happening in their lives in real time.

 

Inside this space we work on things like:

✨ Understanding menopause and hormones

✨ Rebuilding energy and daily rhythms

✨ Food and nutrition that supports midlife bodies

✨ Breaking cycles around alcohol and burnout

✨ Relationships, intimacy and boundaries

✨ Rebuilding confidence and direction

✨ Nervous system regulation

This is where you stop pushing through and start building a life that honours and supports you too.  

 

Inside Messy AF Midlife you’ll have 6 months of:

  • Weekly live group coaching calls (recorded so you can binge on demand)

  • Monthly body-doubling / Get Sh*t Done sessions

  • Private community support space

  • Practical tools for nervous system regulation

  • Guidance around hormones, food and midlife health

  • A room of women navigating the same stage of life

You don’t have to figure midlife out alone anymore.

Introducing: Future Of Mothers 

Over the course of 9 weeks together, you will unravel all the courses & programs you have done. All the the books you have read. All the things that family, friends, professionals, therapists and endless google searches have told you.

You will unravel everything that has blown up your brain and your central nervous system - with should's and shouldn'ts. 

Your past will not look and feel like it does to you right now. It won’t be screwing up your life and your future like it has been.

We are mothers for the future. And this opportunity will change how you show up in life.

You can’t do it alone and nor should you need to.

We sit together in this Futuring journey. Connecting. Belonging. Alchemizing.

This is your opportunity to witness women speaking and sharing their truth in safety and security.

You are here to be supported and you are invited to offer your support to her. 

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After Just A Few Weeks

Women Experience 

 

 ✨ A morning routine that actually supports them

✨ Understanding what their body needs to feel better

✨ Feeling stronger in their body

✨ More stable energy through the day

✨ Boundaries that protect their time and nervous system

✨ Feeling like themselves again

✨ Waking up with more energy and clarity

 

  

This is the turning point.

 

Messy AF Midlife begins March 17

For this round Zoe is inviting 20 founding women.

 

Founding members join for $997.

Future rounds will be $1,997.

 

If you know something needs to change, this is your moment.

Join Messy AF Midlife

About Zoe

Zoe Martin works with women navigating the complex intersection of midlife, neurodivergence, motherhood and identity.

Her work blends trauma-informed coaching, nervous system regulation, menopause education and real-life strategy to help women reclaim their energy, self-worth and direction.

Messy AF Midlife was created because too many women are quietly disappearing inside their own lives.

 

This space is where that changes.

MESSY AF MIDLIFE 

Start Date: March 17

Founding Round: 20 Women

Investment: $997

I'm IN & ready to pay!